It's Not Going to Lick Itself - Unisex Muscle Tank Size:2XL Basting a turkey requires a

Basting a turkey requires a suspiciously suggestive motion that nobody at the table wants to acknowledge

Large light blue script text reads "Johnnys" over a vintage hand-drawn illustration of snow-capped mountains in white and light blue with weathered texture

Curved distressed white text in a groovy retro style reads "ALIENS" above a green alien depicted from the chest up

Ghosts haunting your house are annoying

and in 1905 the Infants took the field in Michigan's Copper County Soo League

It's Not Going to Lick Itself - Unisex Muscle Tank Size:2XL Basting a turkey requires aBomb Pops melting down your arm at a cookout is nature's way of saying get your mouth involved. Plausible deniability lasts exactly as long as it takes someone to read the second line. The Details: Distressed white groovy hand lettered text reads "it's not going to lick itself" arranged in stacked lines. Below, a vintage style illustration of a tri color rocket popsicle in red, white, and blue sits tilted diagonally, with blue melting drips falling