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" Apparently hair dye is the last socially acceptable form of conversion therapy

with a ribbon banner reading "DETENTION SERVICES" and "ESTD" and "1985" on either side

with white text reading "K·12" and "MOUNTAIN" beneath

one hand open and one in a fist

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All I Want For Christmas is Tacos - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L " Apparently hair dye isRanking tacos above every gift on a Christmas list is the kind of honest priority setting that therapists charge hundreds of dollars to teach. Mild sauce packets make better stocking stuffers than whatever Hallmark is selling anyway. The Details: Arched white bold text reads "ALL I WANT FOR" above large white outlined text reading "CHRISTMAS." Below, a yellow cartoon taco filled with green, red, and orange toppings wears a red gift bow, surrounded by