Bloody Mary and a Steak Sandwich - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Cardinal Volunteering for a gunfight with

Volunteering for a gunfight with the politeness of a man offering you tea is a very specific kind of terrifying

Sobriety apparently peaks at resistance cables and an unsettling jawline

No claws necessary

Arched white vintage serif text reads "I'M NO CACTUS EXPERT

flanked by "19" and "80

Bloody Mary and a Steak Sandwich - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Cardinal Volunteering for a gunfight withOrdering two steak sandwiches while someone pitches you on your own murder is peak commitment to lunch. Fletch treats a death contract like a minor interruption between courses. Inspired by Fletch. The Details: Large white serif text reads "I'll have a Bloody Mary and a steak sandwich and a steak sandwich, please." in a left aligned layout spanning the full front. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable. Luxury