Get Toned Not Stoned - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather wrapped in colorful string lights

wrapped in colorful string lights with red

but only when witnesses are present

" next to Billy Ray Valentine in a multicolor striped sweater

Camping being in-tents is the kind of pun a dad spends forty years perfecting while his family dies slowly inside

not for hockey players to work through anger issues with a nine iron

Get Toned Not Stoned - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather wrapped in colorful string lightsPropaganda posters telling you to skip the joint and hit the gym only work if the guy doesn't look like he replaced his personality with a protein shake. Sobriety apparently peaks at resistance cables and an unsettling jawline. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "GET TONED" above a rectangular frame. A halftone illustration of a muscular male figure pulling resistance cables fills the frame, with radiating sunburst lines behind him. Bold