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When Santa ditches the sleigh for a speedboat and fills it with festive company

A limp human silhouette floats upward into the beam

and remind everyone they were never here

Before the Giants ever arrived from New York

Small white airplane silhouette trails a dashed looping flight path from white uppercase text reading "FLY IN

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