Midwest The Land of Opes and Dreams - Women's T-Shirt Size:S flanked by red and blue

flanked by red and blue stars

White block text reads "STRAIGHT" above a high-contrast white illustration of Doc Holliday in a vest

A high-contrast white portrait of Del Griffith appears to the right

" A red diamond hazard symbol marked "FLAMMABLE LIQUID" sits between white text reading "SINCE 1985

Bold white serif text reads "FREDO'S" above a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a figure seated in a small motorboat on choppy water

Midwest The Land of Opes and Dreams - Women's T-Shirt Size:S flanked by red and blue"Ope" replaced an entire region's hopes and dreams, and honestly that tracks. Forty million people whose highest aspiration is successfully squeezing past you for the ranch dressing deserve their own fake tourism poster. The Details: Distressed pale gold serif text reads "MIDWEST" above a woodcut style pastoral illustration depicting rolling hills, a farmhouse, a barn, grazing cattle, a fence, scattered trees, and billowing clouds. Pale gold