If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex Tank Top Size:M rendered in orange and cream

rendered in orange and cream with exaggerated whiskers

White text reads "BOWLING" beside a pink block with dark text reading "3800 E

Hand-lettered script reads "The Original" above a yellow circle containing whimsical red and yellow text reading "Bobby McGees Conglomeration" with a cartoon figure in pointed shoes reclining in a clawfoot bathtub

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" A red diamond hazard symbol marked "FLAMMABLE LIQUID" sits between white text reading "SINCE 1985

If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex Tank Top Size:M rendered in orange and creamGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.