Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:White/Royal Bold white serif text with

Bold white serif text with a distressed vintage texture reads "Costume" centered across the chest

" A vintage-style ghost with tattered edges

Nestled in the Berkshires of western Massachusetts

A retro isometric illustration in black and orange depicts a mid-century bowling alley with palm trees

" A white and golden-yellow illustration depicts a tailpipe with a banana being inserted

Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:White/Royal Bold white serif text withBoating safety rules exist exclusively because someone already did the exact thing the sign prohibits. That stick figure mid launch off the stern is just a self portrait for anyone who learned what lake water tastes like at speed. The Details: Orange circle and a blue stick figure falling off a speeding blue motorboat sit above blue water splash lines in a distressed print style. Bold distressed orange block text reads "RULE #1." Blue block text below