Brawndo - Unisex Hoodie retrostuff long before the majors came

long before the majors came calling

The field guide entry is real formal for something nobody can say out loud at dinner

Nothing says reformed lifestyle like spending fourteen hours monitoring temperature on a meat nap

Napoleon got a waterslide and history got a pep rally

Communities across Kent

Brawndo - Unisex Hoodie retrostuff long before the majors cameReplacing water with a sports drink because plants crave electrolytes is peak corporate theology disguised as agriculture. Nobody questions the slogan when the slogan is louder than logic. Inspired by Idiocracy. The Details: Orange and red starburst in the upper left contains yellow text reading "It's Got Electrolytes!" A large bright green lightning bolt outlined in red serves as the central graphic, with bold red block lettering reading "BRAWNDO"