I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_diehard with white palm trees

with white palm trees

Earning the title of trophy husband requires the same qualifications as a participation trophy

José finally getting proper attribution for his most famous quote is long overdue

all set within a scalloped ornate border outline

A central illustration depicts a bowling ball with speed lines striking two pins beside a wagon wheel

I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_diehard with white palm treesBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked