Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Tank Top Size:S A mid-century modern illustration depicts

A mid-century modern illustration depicts an A-frame bowling alley building in red and blue with yellow awnings and a red line-work parking lot

and tattoo-based relationship screening with equal urgency

playing a soprano saxophone in an ornate jacket

Curved script at the bottom reads "Honolulu

IL" in a weathered finish

Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Tank Top Size:S A mid-century modern illustration depictsSparklers are the participation trophies of fireworks, and screaming about them in 2012 meme dialect is the only honest way to celebrate something that burns out in eleven seconds. A dead internet accent on a dying stick of gunpowder feels patriotically appropriate. The Details: Distressed white arched block text reads "ERMAGERD" across the top. Below, two light blue sparkler stick illustrations radiate red, white, and blue spark bursts, with small