Merry New Year - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL A white halftone portrait of

A white halftone portrait of Rick Astley with voluminous 1980s hair sits beside a checklist of unchecked items: "GIVE YOU UP

Palmflower turning red means your retirement party involves being vaporized in front of a live studio audience

Rounded white bubble text reads "ALPHA MALE" below

Somewhere a therapist is billing hourly for what Hollywood did for free

Joining that association is basically the only financial move that doesn't end with you living in a slum

Merry New Year - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL A white halftone portrait ofBilly Ray Valentine got a townhouse, a butler, and zero social calibration. Screaming "Merry New Year" at strangers is just what happens when a hustler hits the gas with no brakes. Inspired by Trading Places. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "MERRY" across the top. A posterized illustration of Billy Ray Valentine in a multicolored patterned jacket, arms raised overhead, mouth open mid shout, rendered in blues, browns, and gold tones.