If You Ain't First You're Last - Classic Foam Trucker Hat Color:Navy Inspired by Revenge of the

Inspired by Revenge of the Nerds

They call it Scranton

The verdict is torn

which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history

Bold red block text reads "STAY PUFT" below

If You Ain't First You're Last - Classic Foam Trucker Hat Color:Navy Inspired by Revenge of theGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.